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How to get elected in New Westminster in 2014: A Flowchart

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What to do with your election signs post-election

The New Westminster civic election is over. Now it’s time for all of the candidates to pick up their signs and… do what with them? Here are some ideas: Use them as toboggans in the winter. Use them as skimboards in the summer. Get a boat. Stitch together enough signs to make sails. Practice sailing […]

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Michael Ewen answers New Westminster School Trustee questions

Michael Ewen is running for School Trustee in New Westminster, and he answered my questions. Thank you for answering! Obviously, this is all satire. And I apologize for making a complete hash of the graphics. If they don’t turn out or look stretched or garbled, that’s all my fault. I didn’t get excellent Photoshop training […]

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Jeremy Perry answers New Westminster School Trustee questions

Jeremy Perry is running for School Trustee in New Westminster, and he answered my questions. Thank you for answering! Obviously this is all satire. If you can’t see this is satire, then maybe you should move to Vancouver, I hear they’re all No Fun over there. The biggest issue in this year’s election is undoubtedly […]

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Why I won’t be voting for David Brett

David Brett is running for New Westminster city cuncil in 2014. I was initially planning on voting for him, but after doing a little more research I won’t be voting for David Brett. See, Mr. Brett is involved in his community, and for someone running for council, that’s a good thing. He’s president of the […]

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Mark Gifford answers New Westminster School Trustee questions

Mark Gifford is running for School Trustee in New Westminster, and he answered my questions. Thank you for answering! Obviously this is all satire, obviously. The biggest issue in this year’s election is undoubtedly the replacement of New Westminster Secondary School, an issue that has been going on for at least a decade. Every legitimate […]

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Cort Ray Caldwell answers New Westminster School Trustee questions

Cort Ray Caldwell is running for School Trustee in New Westminster, and he answered my questions. Thank you for answering! Obviously this is all satire, of course. In fact, Mr. Caldwell included this disclaimer: “Disclaimer: satirical responses may not mirror actual policy.” The biggest issue in this year’s election is undoubtedly the replacement of New […]

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Questions for New Westminster School Trustee candidates

My questions for New Westminster mayoral candidates proved to be a hit. Thanks to the mayoral candidates and council candidates who answered! I met with a couple of candidates for School Trustees over the weekend, and they wanted their own set of questions to answer. Fair enough! The biggest issue in this year’s election is […]

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Jonathan X. Cote answers New Westminster mayoral candidate questions

Jonathan X. Cote is running for Mayor of New Westminster, and he answered my questions. Thank you for answering! Obviously this is all satire, except for The Truth About The Machine! Question: Supporting and growing local businesses will help keep jobs in New Westminster, grow our tax base, provide opportunity for New Westminster citizens to […]

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Patrick Johnstone answers New Westminster mayoral candidate questions

Patrick Johnstone is running for New Westminster City Council. He answered my questions using graphics and photos that he was already using on his blog, New Westminster In My Back Yard. Creative, innovative, and showing a distinct amount of laziness to not come up with new answers! Thank you Patrick! I shouldn’t have to mention […]