The New Westminster civic election is over. Now it’s time for all of the candidates to pick up their signs and… do what with them? Here are some ideas: Use them as toboggans in the winter. Use them as skimboards in the summer. Get a boat. Stitch together enough signs to make sails. Practice sailing…
Michael Ewen is running for School Trustee in New Westminster, and he answered my questions. Thank you for answering! Obviously, this is all satire. And I apologize for making a complete hash of the graphics. If they don’t turn out or look stretched or garbled, that’s all my fault. I didn’t get excellent Photoshop training…
Jeremy Perry is running for School Trustee in New Westminster, and he answered my questions. Thank you for answering! Obviously this is all satire. If you can’t see this is satire, then maybe you should move to Vancouver, I hear they’re all No Fun over there. The biggest issue in this year’s election is undoubtedly…
David Brett is running for New Westminster city cuncil in 2014. I was initially planning on voting for him, but after doing a little more research I won’t be voting for David Brett. See, Mr. Brett is involved in his community, and for someone running for council, that’s a good thing. He’s president of the…
Mark Gifford is running for School Trustee in New Westminster, and he answered my questions. Thank you for answering! Obviously this is all satire, obviously. The biggest issue in this year’s election is undoubtedly the replacement of New Westminster Secondary School, an issue that has been going on for at least a decade. Every legitimate…
Cort Ray Caldwell is running for School Trustee in New Westminster, and he answered my questions. Thank you for answering! Obviously this is all satire, of course. In fact, Mr. Caldwell included this disclaimer: “Disclaimer: satirical responses may not mirror actual policy.” The biggest issue in this year’s election is undoubtedly the replacement of New…