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    New Westminster Police Department steps up traffic enforcement

    ByBrad Cavanagh December 4, 2014November 20, 2017

    During his 2014 campaign, New Westminster Mayor Jonathan X. Cote promised to “target regular and consistent traffic enforcement to discourage drivers from cutting through local neighbourhoods.” Three days into his term, the effects of this promise were displayed as members of the New Westminster Police Department descended upon the Queens Park neighbourhood to apprehend a…

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    Found! The missing edits from Jonathan Cote’s inaugural address

    ByBrad Cavanagh December 1, 2014October 24, 2018

    While rooting through the recycling bins at New Westminster’s City Hall, I found what looked to be a speech printed out on the City’s letterhead. There are a lot of things crossed out with red pen, but it’s pretty obvious that this is an early draft of incoming mayor Jonathan Cote’s inaugural address. I’m going…

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    On the Great New Westminster Envelope Scandal of 2014

    ByBrad Cavanagh November 29, 2014August 4, 2016

    Back story: New Westminster had an election. During the election campaign, three candidates (mayoral candidate James Crosty, and council candidates Gavin Palmer and Scott McIntosh) sent this to New Westminster residents:   When it was delivered, some people on Twitter called it “deceptive” and “misleading”. See, the crown used on this envelope is actually the…

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    When is a stop sign not a stop sign?

    ByBrad Cavanagh November 24, 2014

    Trick question: it always is. But unfortunately, some people in New Westminster seem to believe that it magically ceases to be a stop sign under some circumstances. The intersection of Sixth Avenue and First Street has a pedestrian-controlled flashing green light on Sixth, and stop signs on First. If you need pictures, here you go:…

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    How to get elected in New Westminster in 2014: A Flowchart

    ByBrad Cavanagh November 17, 2014

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    What to do with your election signs post-election

    ByBrad Cavanagh November 16, 2014

    The New Westminster civic election is over. Now it’s time for all of the candidates to pick up their signs and… do what with them? Here are some ideas: Use them as toboggans in the winter. Use them as skimboards in the summer. Get a boat. Stitch together enough signs to make sails. Practice sailing…

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